There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

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Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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What's long and black? A line at KFC.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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