How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

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What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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