- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

A man makes a sandwich.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

So does Blake

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

Rick santorum

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

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