Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Wait what? I did not type that!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

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Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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