Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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Warning: Are you 16 and curious and stuff? DO NOT SNIFF YOUR SISTERS HEAVILY PERFUMED PANTIES! Because you know hormones, and then 18 years later she uses the same perfume and... Yeeah.. ITS HORMONES! DON'T PRETEND YOU NEVER SMELLED A PUSS... Well, nevermind guys, I believe you :)) PS: By DO NOT, I mean DO! I mean just make sure you dont get your mothers panties, your sister is gonna be like "Omg you are such a perv you and your dick always up my face!" Then you can go all like "yeeeaah you wish!" Moms panties? Seriously man, that is just sick! You need to get some self respect!

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What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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Woman's Rights

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what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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haha Otarts was here

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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