- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

Wait what? I did not type that!

Rick santorum

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

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