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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

I like your hair

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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