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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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