Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

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Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

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There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

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Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

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retard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

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How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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