- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

Roses are red, Violets are violet

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

What's round and orangey? An orange.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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