- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

Do you speak alien? Hola.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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