why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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H o m o comes out as homo

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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Three black men were walking...

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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An old man walks into a bar. It was, a metal cylinder, not unlike a short carbon rod, and not the drinking establishment he normally frequents, named O'Malley's Pub and Eatery, which was, in fact, next to the the building with the protruding metal bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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