osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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