Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

GONNA

what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

A women's opinion.

Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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