What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

Do u take sugar?

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

I have a gay camel

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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