cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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