- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

no pun intended

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Pain Olympics.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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