Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Sarah Palin

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

black people

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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