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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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