- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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