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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Lil' Wayne

Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

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