A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

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How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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