A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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the love boat

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Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

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