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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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