Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

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Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

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What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

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What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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