why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

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Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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VaginaBoob ^.^

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Vagina.

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Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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