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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

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