- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

Fart

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

What's white and gluey Glue

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

i just pooped that is all!

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