The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

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A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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