Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

i just pooped that is all!

What's white and gluey Glue

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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