A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

96 there mad at each other instead its 69

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Chuck Norris Dies.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

hard cheese

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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