- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

What's funnier than 24? My life.

Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

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