- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

guy walks into a bar, ouch

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

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