- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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