What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

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There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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