A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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This statement is false.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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knock knock no ones home

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Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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What's clear and wet? water

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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destiny

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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