The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

women's rights

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

Roses are red, Violets are violet

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If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

oooh look a banshee

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?