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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

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