- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

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