- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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