Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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This is Heading 1

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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oooh look a banshee

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

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why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

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A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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Freeza: I am the strongest in the universe! (if you ignore my brother Coola which is much stronger and all...) Goku: You have pissed me off now Freeza, I will now turn into a super Asian and prove to the world that real Asians are actually blonde and blue eyed! (I am sure Goku means Sayans, which is "completely different") Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! Freeza: Omg, he... he... is trying to take a dump! IMPOSSIBLE! I will have to find his balls and caress them... Will Goku ever take a shit? Or reach all new levels of constipation during the series? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball z!

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The NBA and womens sports

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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Mahmy

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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