Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

a jew walks out of a furnace

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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