Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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