- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

My friend harris is fat.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

The Holocaust

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

a woman votes!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

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