Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

Yo Mama just died.

my wife came out of the kitchen....

what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

Antoni Wilkinsin

Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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