Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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What do you call a building full of black people Jail

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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How did th-A fridge.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

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Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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a horse nibbled a baby

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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