- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

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where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

who is awesome? no one...

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

A man makes a sandwich.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.