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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Asians.

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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