Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

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Caca.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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to get to the other side.

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Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

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Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

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Anti Joke

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