- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

Caca.

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

homosexuals are gay

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

Sarah Jessica Parker

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

THE GAME.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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