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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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