WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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