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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

the holocaust

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

What's the difference between a duck?

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.