Jimmy Saville

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

to get to the other side.

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

Caca.

Sarah Jessica Parker

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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