how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

the holocaust

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner