- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

Asians.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

Jimmy Saville

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

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