yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

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Women can vote? WTF

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Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

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Why was six afraid seven? Well, ever since six took an arrow to the knee he wanted to know who shot it. so he did some investigating, looked up some records and found seven was in the same war as him. then he thought about it, the big 7 scribed on the arrow he got shot with. Right then and there pain went into his back shooting upwards. He smacked the ground, and in his last moments of life saw seven standing above him. If your expecting another end down here then your a stereotype.

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

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why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

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Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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