hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Women's Rights

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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