why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Keanu Reaves

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

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What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

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What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

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Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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