Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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I drive a 'rarri

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i hate black people

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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