Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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