CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

This is an anti-anti-joke.

Mitt Romney

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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