your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

Whats 2+1? 2.

a horse nibbled a baby

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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