Jesse gets so many ladies

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

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What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

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ONE DAY THE SKY OPENS AND SUDDENLY Gad: Jews, you are my chosen people! Jews: YAY! GODS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA BATHE IN RICHES AND YOU WILL COMMAND US TO RAID AND RAPE LANDS! FOR OURSELVES! AND EVERYTHING! Gad: Eh... Well, actually I was thinking more like... Jews: YAY WE ARE GONNA CONQUER THE WORLD! GAD IS WITH US NAO! Right Gay? I mean Gad... Cough... Gad: Err, well *cough* suuure, I mean... Jews: YAY! WE ARE GADS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA GET MIGHTY! Moral: "You do not want to be "Gods chosen" people!" Btw, you telling me Jewsus was not a Jew? Hmm?

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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