why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

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Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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