What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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