The Big Bang Theory (the show).

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

MySpace.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

I'm Batman.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Women's Rights

There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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