Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Wanker

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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