Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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Three black men were walking...

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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2 + 2 = fish

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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