- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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