Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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fduck

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I'm sn otter

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

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Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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