- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

I am a joke. I am funny.

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

what's the difference between a duck?

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

What did Delaware? A coat.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

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