How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

tims sty:)

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

What's red, blue & green all over?

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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